check it out our google latitudes are spooning
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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