Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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