Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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