She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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