is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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