Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
vagina is talking i cant
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
