Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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