I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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