Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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