it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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