Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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