i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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