There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
