So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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