If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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