You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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