Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
handjob tips. give me some.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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