well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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