I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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