Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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