everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
