I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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