Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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