I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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