I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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