it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Randomize
