And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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