where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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