I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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