I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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