I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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