hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
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I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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