I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize