you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
only if we run a train.
done.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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