I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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