dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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