Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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