two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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