Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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