It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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