I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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