lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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