two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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