if i can run in heels then i can drive
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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