Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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