The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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