No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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