How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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