so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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