I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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