before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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