so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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