Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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