Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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