I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize