Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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