if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Randomize
