I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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