dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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