ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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