This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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